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heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

34 minutes ago with 204,340 notes via takingthehobbitstowonderland original bluedogeyes

darknessandravenclaw:

coming out as asexual more likeimage

37 minutes ago with 91 notes via jackellly original darknessandravenclaw

Anonymous: So if pansexual aromantics are the best warriors, does that make asexual panromantics the worst warriors? I had such high hopes for my future as a knight...

pansexualfacts:

Of course not! Asexual panromantics are incredible warriors as well, and as they are not bound to worldly physical desires, have an advantage in battle.

1 hour ago with 164 notes via please-talk-nerdy-to-me original pansexualfacts

Tried to take a selfie, stupid flyaway clump of hair.

2 hours ago with 1 note

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

2 hours ago with 41,212 notes via zombiexmeta original miljathefailcat
unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

2 hours ago with 22,972 notes via unverified-reality original malformalady
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5 hours ago with 3,475 notes via dreadpiratecrowley original glramseys

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chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

5 hours ago with 24,407 notes via thetremblingofmyhaunt original chloereneeeee
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