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sovereignofcamelot:

if you’re entirely cool with rp partners not matching length on replies, clap your hands

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1 day ago with 5,107 notes via please-talk-nerdy-to-me original sovereignofcamelot
1 day ago with 463 notes via i-am-amilicious original farrels
cahlualeith:

please oh please oh please oh please!

cahlualeith:

please oh please oh please oh please!

1 day ago with 17,139 notes via takingthehobbitstowonderland original these-teen-quotes
i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god
this is adorable

I’m American
and I get this 


I love this so much but I love the comments more

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

I’m American

and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

1 day ago with 205,410 notes via takingthehobbitstowonderland original yugoslavic

rnonumentour:

petition for vampire weekend, the 1975, and fall out boy to do a song together called ‘even we don’t know what the fuck we’re saying’

1 day ago with 5,175 notes via may-contain-humour original rnonumentour

glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker

1 day ago with 155,886 notes via takingthehobbitstowonderland original glutenfreewaffles

sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

1 day ago with 38,757 notes via please-talk-nerdy-to-me original stevenyeon

the-best-of-funny:

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

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1 day ago with 52,060 notes via may-contain-humour original forget-your-troubles-get-happy

my wisdom teeth are coming up, this is agony. Like, it’s a constant dull throbing pain in my mouth and I want to cry. I’m gonna try that whiskey thing, and if that doesn’t do anything I’m cutting my jaw off.

5 days ago

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

5 days ago with 33,399 notes via officialravenclaw original ibeggedformercytwice